Hannah Simone teases the finale.
http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/10/new-girl-hannah-simone-bachelorette-party/
(via rockinpolkadots)
- - I thought I threw that thing out the window. - It only made it stronger.
- WHO’S TEDDY?
- www.moveon.org
- He stole a flower from you and you wanna have drinks with him?
- Oh, from your wonderful secret garden!
- Who cares about the theme? What were you wearing?
- Oregon sucks!
- David Foster Wallace, where is the sex?
- BEATLEMANIA! BEATLEMANIA! The Beatles!
- Penis, vagina, penis, vagina!
- White people!
- Is this the first time you’ll be making full love?
- Back in high school, they used to call me the sex-haver.
- Does it hurt for the guys?
- If I pee while it’s happening, will she die?
- -You’re harshing my vibe, Schmidt. -You’re the coolest, Nick.
- My arm was a magnet and the walls were magnetic.
- Last night someone broke in and ordered a pornographic movie, so there’s a mistake on the bill.
- nonononononononononononononono
- Thank you guys for coming, we’re very wealthy.
- I don’t drink, I prefer to be drunk on life.
- -Aren’t you a virgin, too? -Just my penis baby, just my penis.
- So, what do you do for a living?
- If I’m being totally honest, I’ve had some alcoholic beverages tonight.
- I was afraid the FBI was gonna track me down.
- I think I really like drinking.
- Was Mysteria even her real name?
- Do you like DVDs? Do you sell cookies? Not a cookie bar.
- The only anti-depressants you need are in my pants.
- It was like a wind sock on a windless day.
- We’re doing some grown-up things over here.
- There’s so much death in the world!
- Teddy’s gay? I knew it. Yes!
- I’m sick of firemen always winning.
- What do you think?
- Let’s not think about it.
- We have to take the batteries out of the smoking detector.
- Ruh roh!
Cause anything could happen, dawgs.
“This show is not just about a weird girl who’s always being weird and three guys who are always like, ‘You’re being weird.’” We could move past that and let them all be weird together.” - Liz Meriwether
(Source: newgirlfamily)
Their antics and chemistry have become part of the creative process. “It’s a gift to open up their minds and see what’s inside.”
—Elizabeth Meriwether (x)
Liz Meriwether, “New Girl” (x)
THEN LET ME WRITE FOR YOU, GIRL! I AM WAY TOO PASSIONATE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS! I’M GOOD, I PROMISE!
(via 221b-baker-sweets)
I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong! And my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!
Top 12 Romantic Ships of 2012: 11. Nick Miller and Jess Day (New Girl)
“We’re just two people who want to be friends but are sometimes attracted to each other.”
“I like kids, and I like being around kids - but it was never an ambition, something, like, I need…
I like working. That’s what I like doing. I like to work.”
— Zooey Deschanel, Marie Claire May 2012 (out April 17)