Hannah Simone teases the finale.
- - I thought I threw that thing out the window. - It only made it stronger.
- WHO’S TEDDY?
- He stole a flower from you and you wanna have drinks with him?
- Oh, from your wonderful secret garden!
- Who cares about the theme? What were you wearing?
- Oregon sucks!
- David Foster Wallace, where is the sex?
- BEATLEMANIA! BEATLEMANIA! The Beatles!
- Penis, vagina, penis, vagina!
- White people!
- Is this the first time you’ll be making full love?
- Back in high school, they used to call me the sex-haver.
- Does it hurt for the guys?
- If I pee while it’s happening, will she die?
- -You’re harshing my vibe, Schmidt. -You’re the coolest, Nick.
- My arm was a magnet and the walls were magnetic.
- Last night someone broke in and ordered a pornographic movie, so there’s a mistake on the bill.
- Thank you guys for coming, we’re very wealthy.
- I don’t drink, I prefer to be drunk on life.
- -Aren’t you a virgin, too? -Just my penis baby, just my penis.
- So, what do you do for a living?
- If I’m being totally honest, I’ve had some alcoholic beverages tonight.
- I was afraid the FBI was gonna track me down.
- I think I really like drinking.
- Was Mysteria even her real name?
- Do you like DVDs? Do you sell cookies? Not a cookie bar.
- The only anti-depressants you need are in my pants.
- It was like a wind sock on a windless day.
- We’re doing some grown-up things over here.
- There’s so much death in the world!
- Teddy’s gay? I knew it. Yes!
- I’m sick of firemen always winning.
- What do you think?
- Let’s not think about it.
- We have to take the batteries out of the smoking detector.
- Ruh roh!
Cause anything could happen, dawgs.
Liz Meriwether, “New Girl” (x)
THEN LET ME WRITE FOR YOU, GIRL! I AM WAY TOO PASSIONATE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS! I’M GOOD, I PROMISE!