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We’re weirdos, but that’s who we are. And that’s fine.
jess quotes ~ new girl 1x2
Give me back my feeling stick, Nick!
No!
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Jess quotes ~ New Girl 1x1
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What’s your stripper name?
Say it!
I think it’s great you dance naked to Jamaican music. It’s really cool, you should explore your sexuality!
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“Woah, something’s happening to me, Jess. I want to sit at that desk and veto a law.”
“What are you doing, Nick? That’s someone else’s stuff.”
“Jess, when I put my hand on this desk, I feel sexually proficient for the first time in my life.”(New Girl, 1x17, Fancyman (Part 1))
Top 50 TV Characters (in no particular order)
↳ Jessica Day (played by Zooey Deschanel) - New GirlI break for birds. I rock a lot of polka-dots. I have touched glitter in the last twenty four hours. I spend my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown and I hate your pant suit. I wished it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.
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